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This Actually Happened.

  • Client:

    I kinda want to name our printers after Tribe Called Quest members. Any objections?

  • Me:

    Nope. I don't have a problem with that at all.

  • Me:

    You're going to have to spell out Questlove, though. ?love won't work as ? is a reserved character.

  • Client:

    Sweet. We don't have many. I was thinking the following: Large Phaser - Qtip; Redacted's Officejet - Phife Dawg; Redacted's - Redacted's Phaser; Mine - Jarobi;

  • Me:

    Redacted doesn't want Questlove? Man, I thought he was cool like dat.

  • Client:

    Was Questlove part of the Tribe? Isn't he the guy with the fro from the Roots?

  • Client:

    We can make Redacted's Questlove.

  • Me:

    Wikipedia says I'm wrong and that Questlove was never a member of Tribe Called Quest. I stand corrected. His could be Ali Shaheed Muhammad, the producer, but people might ask questions

  • Client:

    Ok, mine Shaheed, Redacted's as Jarobi.

  • Me:

    Sounds good.

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