funsizebytes:

I read back through the mornings posts, ♥ing as I went.

My Tumblarity went up by 2.

I reblogged someone’s post, and it went down by 11.

Two other people reblogged the same post from me, and two others “liked” it… and it went down by another 4.

This shit is so illogical I’m going to start referring to it as “Palinarity”.

Pass it on.

UPDATE: I posted this and someone liked it, and my Palinarity went down by 3. I wonder if they dock you points for talking about how fucking stupid their metric it.

Speaking as someone with a palinarity in the single digits, this metric is bullshit, yo.


Notes:

  1. iheartgoodies reblogged this from tbridge
  2. achtung reblogged this from tj
  3. digitalwasteland reblogged this from sexyankles and added:
    Yeah, it’s amusing to watch the roller-coaster ride that is the Tumblarity, which I will refer to as Tumblarity,...
  4. foobarnacle reblogged this from tj and added:
    “Palinarity.” Brilliant.
  5. tbridge reblogged this from tj and added:
    someone with a palinarity in...is bullshit, yo.
  6. calorineree reblogged this from tj
  7. deeblamesyou reblogged this from tj and added:
    Okay, so it’s not just me....116 in a matter of one post. And
  8. yowhatsthehaps reblogged this from tj and added:
    made ZERO SENSE but I thought...was just because
  9. gdub reblogged this from tj and added:
    I’ve been experiencing these problems...well. I’ve lost 200 points in a matter of a few...
  10. asav reblogged this from tj and added:
    “Palinarity” would go down.
  11. tj posted this

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