Bit Bucket

I wore a custom-designed eco-friendly hemp-silk corset dress with black lace sleeves and skirt panels. We had no bridesmaids, groomsmen, or flowers (my bouquet was made of kale).

THIS IS NOT A DRILL 

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ECO-FRIENDLY HEMP-SILK KALE

(via hagofhags)

what the fuck is vegan wine

(via anedumacation)

Wow. Rather than making me hate weddings, I now want to have like five weddings that are better than this one, just to scrub this from my brain.

Also a boob-grab wedding picture? For real? 

(via foldysox) My favorite moment: When we exchanged rings, Matt said “You’re the queen and I’m the king,” and I replied with “Nothing else means anything.” (It’s a lyric from the Nine Inch Nails song “We’re In This Together.”) My funniest moment: We surprised everyone by whipping out a meat/coconut cleaver and using it to cut the cake. After making the cut, I licked the cleaver clean!

Oh my god you had the dream wedding of every 16 yo goth kid. But you’re like 30.

(via maritsa-met)

I had to stop when they said they made a goddamn pb&j sandwich during their ceremony

(via sleepandbooks)

It’s really bugging me that in the picture where she is holding her ring her nails are uneven.

And that’s the most serial-killer looking meat cleaver I have ever seen.

That boob-grab pic is just… these people are probably incredibly unbearable. 

(via ladyfabulous)

Oh. My. Stars. I cannot look away from this wreck.

WAIT. HOLD UP.

“For instance, we played Nine Inch Nails, Type O Negative, and H.I.M. songs to highlight strategic moments of the ceremony (entrance and exit) and reception (entrance, first dance, cake cutting, etc.).”

No, children. No.

(via someauthorgirl)

image

I love wedding snark so much. It’s keeping me warm on this cold winter night.

(via faded-as-my-jeans)

No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS VEGAN WINE.

(via notsodarling-)

“We wrote our entire ceremony from scratch, including quotes by Steven Pinker, Ayn Rand, Vladimir Nabokov, and Trent Reznor.” Help

(via clickthefrog)

BUT SERIOUSLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP AND EXPLAIN VEGAN WINE.

(via bluelightseven)

YOU’RE QUIRKY AS FUCK. WE GET IT. The reason your family chose not to attend your wedding, you “offbeat bride,” you, is not because it was non-traditional or child-free. It’s because you’re an aggressively pretentious smug pain in the ass, and I’m willing to bet they all made a pact that they didn’t have to suffer through what sounds like an obnoxious and painful wedding, good only for causing secondhand embarrassment and copious eye-rolling on the part of your guests.

(via pileofmonkeys)

I really must know the juicy quote from noted romantic™ Ayn Fucking Rand that screamed, “YES! THIS MUST BE INCLUDED IN OUR ‘ELEGOTHY’ NUPTIALS!” 

Clearly they are love makers, not takers.

(via utternutter)

see what I hate Neruda!

“Tell us about the ceremony: We wrote our entire ceremony from scratch, including quotes by Steven Pinker, Ayn Rand, Vladimir Nabokov, and Trent Reznor. We read poems by Pablo Neruda (“Sonnet XVII”)”

Ugh.

(via ailatansmindpalace)

I still want to know what Vegan Wine is!!!!!!

(via thegoddessfoo)

“superfood chocolate truffles”

I just…I…What?

(via gingery-gal)

AYN RAND, who Jim Henson once called the real-life manifestation of Oscar the Grouch. That’s all.

(via loudmouthinapencilskirt)

image

FORREAL THOUGH WHAT IS VEGAN WINE

(via ms-regina-virginia-thumper)

A KALE BOUQUET THOUGH???????????????????

(via ketchuptits)

I hate the whole schtick that goes with this, but her dress is quite lovely and I dig the rings.  The rest of it is just comical though. How very “offbeat” to have your wedding at a ‘historical loft’—pullease.

(via chockfullahootleetlebitonanny)

image 

I seriously just fuckin’ threw up in my mouth a little. Oh my freaking god, can I just slap them both silly?

(via consultingaggressive)

In my head I was yelling “Shut the fuck up about Nine Inch Nails! Trent Reznor would hate you with the firey passion of 1,000 suns!”

(via chockfullahootleetlebitonanny)

Regular wine is often made using animal products to get of contaminates and such, vegan wine uses non-animal products to accomplish the same thing.

(via mattgorman)

I just can’t even. I’ve been trying to even for at least a couple minutes, but I keep laughing, and laughing, and laughing. And I just can’t even. Oh boy. *wipes away the tears*

Source hagofhags

  1. operationmove reblogged this from misandragony
  2. misandragony reblogged this from glitterkaiju
  3. glitterkaiju reblogged this from plaiddingsbyplaidofplaidness
  4. plaiddingsbyplaidofplaidness reblogged this from whitachi
  5. pluckyminna reblogged this from quadlutz and added:
    One of the weird frustrations I have with the v*ganism community is that a lot of the information that’s widely known to...
  6. wyldfire777 reblogged this from fun-gal-infection
  7. quadlutz reblogged this from actualvampireang and added:
    oops I’m reblogging the end of this conversation and not the original text, but yeah, the whole VEGAN WINE????? drama in...
  8. angelwingsandplaid reblogged this from staryeyedanddisheveled
  9. fun-gal-infection reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  10. staryeyedanddisheveled reblogged this from jhameia
  11. stephendann reblogged this from pluckyminna and added:
    Absolutely. Goat’s blood should
  12. actualvampireang reblogged this from pluckyminna and added:
    It is. Animal products are frequently used in the clarification process of… actually...lot...
  13. cumaeansibyl reblogged this from pluckyminna
  14. boxphones reblogged this from jhameia
  15. tootpootwoot reblogged this from jhameia
  16. jhameia reblogged this from pluckyminna
  17. adorably-awesome reblogged this from sweetlittlemoon
  18. zeface reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  19. somewindforthesailboat reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  20. sweetlittlemoon reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  21. desidia5ever reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  22. torukun1 reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  23. oryoucouldjustnot reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn
  24. everythingbutharleyquinn reblogged this from poopeatoe
  25. ethereal-ineffability reblogged this from fuzzypops
  26. iwontcareifyouwont reblogged this from nedthepiewaker
  27. livinglifemusically reblogged this from nedthepiewaker
  28. needsmorekittens reblogged this from maggiesox
  29. nedthepiewaker reblogged this from rncpriceley
  30. cynicismtheangryelf reblogged this from rncpriceley
  31. fuzzypops reblogged this from rncpriceley
  32. rncpriceley reblogged this from lucybarker


Posts I Liked on Tumblr